my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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