I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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