yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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