Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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