I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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