I didn't shave. On purpose
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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