why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
