OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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