Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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