scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I need to sanitize my soul.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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