You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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