reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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