You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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