Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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