fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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