Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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