I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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