I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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