he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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