My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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