PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
dude. I can hear the air.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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