Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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