oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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