call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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