Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm like, not good at living.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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