Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
