You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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