He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Your penis caused this!
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