That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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