Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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