She said her name was "party"
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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