He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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