Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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