I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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