she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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