I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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