I'm laying in your front yard are you home
well you can't waste a boner
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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