I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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