I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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