we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
