Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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