Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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