so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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