i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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