we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Randomize
