Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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