dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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