I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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