Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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