Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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