They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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