yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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