i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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