i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize