SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I enjoy the company of your penis
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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