The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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