i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Randomize
