So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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